I need to get organized

Ran late this am. Took a train I don't normally take. Headphones in, fumbling for makeup, putting makeup on. I see a good looking guy sit next to me. Day looking up. Out of the corner of my eye I see the guy give me a semi-smile and starts to say something. How awkward. I am a married woman after all. I turn to look at him and momentarily wonder why he is holding a breast shield. The horror sets in.